So this is the movie I saw last night:
It features Sean Connery in a red diaper saving a civilization by raping and murdering its inhabitants and has an entire sequence where women in bandannas (including Charlotte Rampling) do experiments to find out what gives him a boner.
It opens with a guy with a drawn on goatee talking about magic. It then segues to a giant, floating rock head who says this, "The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!"
And the craziest part: it was actually kind of good.
Zardoz is pleased.
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THANK GOODNESS you finally saw it. Now you know what we've been talking about. man oh man.
also, check out this:
http://vhsarchive.blogspot.com/2008/05/zipperface.html
Seems we totally missed out on the boobage in my copy of zipperface
Lisa Ryder boobies!
Dave, from best as I can tell online, the only version of Zipperface that's uncut is the VHS version. However, a bunch of people are selling it on Amazon for like $2.50.
I say we get it.
yes. yes we should. I Mean really, i feel so cheated out that we only get to see Lizzy's throat slashed, and not see her head fall into her lap. We need to know the FULL genius of Pourmand before we contact him
Obviously. We don't want to sound ill-informed.
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